- Anti Joke

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling