- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Matthew Baker

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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