What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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