- Anti Joke

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm