- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Do the roar!

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

There's my tractor.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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