What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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