- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Camerons hair is Curly..

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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