How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

I asked her where you were.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Jersey Shore.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Anyone can post anything.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

A man died.

hashtags suck balls

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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