- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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