- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

hers a joke... japanese people

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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