- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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