What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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What's 1+1? 69.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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