- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

i had a black friend once......just kidding

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Black people.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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