- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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