How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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What do you call an arab ?

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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