What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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women's rights

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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What's your blood type? Red.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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