- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??