- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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