roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Caramel Boing.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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