- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

nothing

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Justin Bieber.

Chris is hairy

salad days!

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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