Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Julian Ha.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

I asked her where you were.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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