- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Robin, get in the batmobile

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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