What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Why are white people white? I don't know

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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