- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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