- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

whats green and slimy? green slim

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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