Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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