What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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A paralysed man falls over.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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justin beiber sucks

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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