Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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