Poop

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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Anthony sucks

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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