- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Gay republicans

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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