- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Tall asians

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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