- Anti Joke

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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whats brown and booky a book.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"