- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

White NBA players.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Pickles are powerful

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

A Mormon walks into a bar

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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