- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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