what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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Lindsay Lohan

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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