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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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