What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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