- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

my wife out of the kitchen

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

A man walks into a bar

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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