Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Connor is homosexuaI

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Why? Why not?

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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