- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Cancer.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What's your blood type? Red.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Once upon a time a was born

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Immigration Laws

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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