Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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Once upon a time a was born

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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What's your blood type? Red.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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Immigration Laws

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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