Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Connor is homosexuaI

Why? Why not?

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What do u call a cripple Biv

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