- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

A blind man walks into a library.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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