Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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