Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

A man penetrates another man.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What's 9+10 Ebola

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