It's likely that very few people will read this.

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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HOLY COW!

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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