- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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