- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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