Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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A man penetrates another man.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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