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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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