Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Sarah Palin.

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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John lazzaro likes dick

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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