- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

Racial Equality

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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