Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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