- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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