- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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