- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Cancer.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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