- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Robin get in the batmobile!

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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