What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Uh... What was emulating again?

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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