- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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