- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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