- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Do you know the muffin man? No

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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