Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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The opposing forces behind all human beings is not light vs darkness, not good vs evil, but fear vs ' love. Whatever is overwhelmingly good for one person, is evil to many. Overwhelming darkness wont allow you to see. Overwhelming light will make you blind. You can never fear overwhelming love. You can never love overwhelming fear. These are the true polar opposites, part of all emotion that drive the human being.

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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The Princess is in another castle

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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mexicans fishing

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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