What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Trump will make America great again.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

AIDS

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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