Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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