Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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What's circular and round A circle

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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