Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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That is so fetch

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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it was all Tagart

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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