- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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