A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

I just threw up..In my pants.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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