Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

girls basketball

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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