- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

What is both bold and brash? Fox

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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