How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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