This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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