Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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