- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

These jokes don't have punchlines.

I had friends on the Death Star.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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