- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Knock, Knock Come in

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

if you don't like this you're gay

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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