- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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