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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

a person who will soon die of beeties

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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