What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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