- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

why are black people so fast? because there black

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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