- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

haha black people :D

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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