- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Pickles are powerful

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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