What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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