- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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