- Anti Joke

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

run farther?

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Flowers are colors Love me