A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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