- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Why can't jokes spit?

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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