Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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What did the fish say after he

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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