Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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Horse.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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