What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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WNBA

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you will like this because i am black.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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