- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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