- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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