what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

why are balck people black because they are

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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