- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

you see theres this guy.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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