You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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