Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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