- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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