- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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