- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

I C U P White stuff

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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