roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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A man walks into a bar

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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Anti Joke

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