- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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