- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Where's the soap?

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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