- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Equal rights!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

womans having rights.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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