What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

Anti Joke

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