- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

How did the black person die? Of old age

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

kieran is a homosexual

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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