- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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