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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

It got hit by a rocket.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Poker face

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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