- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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