I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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