What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

What did the old man say? Im old

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

roses are black violets are black i am blind

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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