- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

drew edminstin is a rat

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

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