Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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lets bomb africa

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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