- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

How old are you? 7

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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