Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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a man checks his mypsace

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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Terraria

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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