Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

A man goes to the potty.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Your sex life.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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