Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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- Helen Keller

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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