what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Your mom is not fat!

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Wenis Penis

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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