- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

I was watching Fox news.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

You idiot.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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