- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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