hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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You were born.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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