- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Women's rights.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

why do asprins work? Because they're white

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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