What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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