- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

i have yougurt mit traktor

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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