- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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