- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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